Dont Sleep: 10 Reasons Why Donald Trump "Could Be" Elected President Of The USA

1. Donald Trump Can Duck Face With Best Of Them!
AMERICA LOVES a good duck face

2. Donald Trump is wealthy. Not Rich but $4 billion dollars WEALTHY
AMERICA LOVES $$$$$

3. Donald Trump once hosted a Celebrity Apprentice/ Apprentice, popular NBC TV SERIES
AMERICA LOVES reality TV and old washed up TV STARS

4. Donald Trump is a celebrity! 
AMERICA LOVES celebrity! SEE Arnold Alois Schwarzenegger (Elected in 2003. CA-R)

5. Donald Trump says "great relationship with the blacks". Said every politician ever!
AMERICA LOVES every politician ever. 

6. Donald Trump makes racist and mostly insensitive comments and stands by them 
AMERICA LOVES the NEVER APOLOGIZE or ADMIT DEFEAT ATTITUDE

7. Donald Trump reminds you of you crazy old Grandpa who never shut up
AMERICA LOVES crazy old people


8. Donald Trump sometimes makes sense
AMERICA LOVES politicians who sometimes get politics right, even if its 1%


9. Donald Trump wants to "make our country great again"
AMERICA LOVES the American Dream notion


10. Donald Trump is not expected to win the election for president of the United States of America
AMERICA LOVES an underdog story!

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Written By: Lauren B. I @laurenbeal